*saves game six times just in case*

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why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

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when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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